I’m a bit shocked that I don’t look extra frazzled on this image as a result of about 20 minutes earlier than I took it, I stumbled down the hill in our cul-de-sac like a Looney Tunes cartoon character!
No significantly, I full-on rolled down a hill. We dwell in a neighborhood with tons of oak timber that produce these gigantic acorns, and as I used to be strolling Connor down the hill to high school I suppose I wasn’t actually listening to the place my toes had been touchdown, so after I stepped on an acorn, which principally was like an enormous marble, my proper ankle rolled beneath me.
That set off a sequence response of me falling to the bottom, and proper as I hit the pavement, I reflexively tucked right into a spherical ball, which then brought on me to tumble down the steep hill much more as I clung onto Connor’s little pink backpack with expensive life!
Actually, I’m at some extent in life the place I’m simply joyful that if I fall, 1) I truly get again up, and a pair of) I’ve all of my tooth intact, so thanks, Goddesses of the Universe, for having my again. In any other case this selfie would’ve seemed very completely different, OMG!
Lengthy story quick, I’m carrying Uncommon Magnificence Smooth Pinch Tinted Lip Oil in Comfortable, which is a cool pink. Oh, and my ankle is a bit bruised. Not sprained although.
This lip coloration will ceaselessly be burned in my thoughts as what I used to be carrying the day I rolled down the hill.
Oh, and right here’s other thing that was tremendous bizarre about it. It appeared to all occur in sluggish movement, like, I floated out of my physique and was watching the entire thing occur proper when it was taking place. So bizarre!
Anyway, my coworker seen that I used to be limping and requested what occurred, and after recounting all of the sordid particulars, she proceeded to inform me a good crazier story of when she fell and rolled down a hill.
She lives in San Francisco on a really steep hill, and as she was strolling her canines, they bumped into two puppies with very dangerous manners (she referred to as the puppies “Menace” and “Mischief”). By some means her canines and Menace and Mischief obtained right into a scuffle, and she or he ended up rolling down the hill in her pajamas and touchdown in an enormous pile of canine poop.
Rolling down hills, 100% don’t advocate!
Your pleasant neighborhood magnificence addict,
Karen